Wednesday, May 13, 2009

oiuoyem,

For some reason, in my dream last night, I imagined that Nebraska was a good thirty minutes away from Ohio.

For some reason it was also acceptable to justify attempting to kill some small child in the dream.

Seashells, the letter(s) and the lake. Imaginary things that I knew weren't real, so I told you they weren't. I think that upset you dearly, but ahwell, pard. You deserve it. 
Something about NaNo too. And to think that I actually sat and waited before responding. What a joke.

- - -

I'm an augur, you know.
I'm sorry-- a what?
"I see things you only wish you could see," he took his necklace and started to shake it at me. The last twinkle of a sapphire caught my eye. "I knew about this way before Casper or Tulsa. Before we were even able to comprehend that such a thing could ever happen to us." A coughing spasm followed.
Leave us alone.
Where are you going? You won't be able to hide. They'll find you. That, or they won't have to. If you have any food I could tell you your future.

We kept walking.

- - -

What was it? 
A necklace.
Oh. Isn't that a girly thing?
I guess so. Never saw him wear it, but he cherished it. His mother-- your great grandmother-- gave it to him before she passed. 
We . . . We could go back and get it. 
I don't think that's a good idea. If they haven't moved on yet, we'll be killed.

- - -

Why the fuck do these fuckers (how is fuckers not a word?) keep calling my house? Do telemarketers not learn? I know it's you, you little rat bastard. We don't want to listen to you promote some product or service. 

- - -

Time to go get pissed from the one and only infallible source so I can go on an hour-long run.

You are so stupid.

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