HORROR STORY!!!1!

Kay, so, tonight we celebrated my brother's birthday. After the cake was lit, and we were sitting around chatting, my mother came over and decided to be motherly (by playing with my hair and massaging my head). I knew she liked getting her head scratched/massaged as well, so I decided to return the favor. (This whole thing sounds so weird.) Anyways, I did it for a minute or so, and then took my hands out of her hair. I looked at my right hand, and saw the tip of my ring finger covered in blood. The small cut, which had been caused earlier in the day by (of all things) a rebate slip at Fleet Farm, had reopened. I broke out in my signature "nervous" laughter and waved my hand around like a magic wand until everyone realized what had happened.

There wasn't nearly as much blood in her hair as I thought there would be. 

Take THAT, Stephen King. And this muthafucka is REAL.

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Lol.